A friend of mine, while reading over a draft of the next Casefile of Jay Moriarty story, said, “Love how angry you are in this one.” Which is maybe one of the highest compliments I’ve received on my writing.
As I’ve explained to a few people before, I don’t see myself as a cynic or a pessimist. You need expectations to get as pissed off as I do; I’m a perpetually disappointed optimist.
Podcast Appearance: Not If I Reboot You First!
I joined Tanner and Lindsay once again on a very Canadian episode of Not If I Reboot You First! This time, we resurrect the Concerned Children’s Advertisers PSAs and update them for the TikTok era. If you want a vision of the future, imagine Lord Humungus sitting on a throne of Labubus forever.
This Week’s Links
Revealed: Lobbying firm selling access to ministers for £30,000
Businesses looking to sponsor July’s Future of Tech Summit, which is coordinated by Arden Strategies and tech industry lobbying group Startup Coalition, can choose from a tiered range of packages, according to a brochure sent out to prospective sponsors this week.
The most expensive costs £30,000 and entitles the sponsor to make a speech at the reception, be introduced to key policymakers and attend a “private post-conference tech dinner” with senior advisers to Keir Starmer and chancellor Rachel Reeves.
British men are moving to Russia and having a total nightmare
… a quick update on the new Russian visa program meant to attract foreigners who want to live by so called traditional values.
So far, about 1,500 people have signed up, and most of them seem to be having an absolutely miserable time.
That Horny, Era-Appropriate Soundtrack Was Pivotal to ‘Heated Rivalry,’ Says Creator
“They made me feel really old,” he says. “They were like, ‘What is a wolf and why is it on parade?’ And I was like, ‘I hate both of you.’ And I was like, ‘Feist? 1,2,3,4?’ And they’re like, ‘Oh yeah, we watched that on Sesame Street.’ And I was like, ‘Again, I’d like to push you down a flight of stairs. Your youth enrages me.’”
Thanks to one of my previous newsletters, my dad ended up googling what a butt plug is.
-K
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